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shooter

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Go to the police station and ask if they have any leftover evidence. Usually they sell it for cheap at POlic Auctions but you can get an even better deal if you ask them before they list it
lmao thats good right there
 

shooter

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man i just came back to this site to check in AND WOW someone getting ready to check out... lmao
 

REALcanadianbeaut

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*the ground suddenly opens up, flames geyser forth*
*steps out*
*looks around*
*polishes a horn, shakes the charcoal off the hooves*
*snorts derisively*
*grins wickedly*

"You rang, dearling muscle_n_blood? Ready for me to take another sinner?"

*with a flick of the wrist, a parchment appears in hand and unrolls to the ground*
*pulls forth a pen from Gawd knows where*
*wiggles it, invitingly*

"Just sign the dotted line and I'll happily take this half-wit to purgatory."
That escalated quickly
 

XanderChase

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Hello, I live in Montreal and I would like to know how to stretch my asshole big enough to accommodate a liter tequila bottle.
*the ground suddenly opens up, flames geyser forth*
*steps out*
*looks around*
*polishes a horn, shakes the charcoal off the hooves*
*snorts derisively*
*grins wickedly*

"You rang, dearling muscle_n_blood? Ready for me to take another sinner?"

*with a flick of the wrist, a parchment appears in hand and unrolls to the ground*
*pulls forth a pen from Gawd knows where*
*wiggles it, invitingly*

"Just sign the dotted line and I'll happily take this half-wit to purgatory."
hahahahahahahah! Love the edit !
 
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